Ghengis Kahn

Now let me see... where should I begin?

I shall begin with these to photographs, even though it is not the beginning of the legend of Ghengis Kahn You Need Fuel!

To the left you can see me. Yes, I am wearing the same lab coat that I wore while filming with "Nurse Betty." It's true that I will wear a lab coat out from time to time just to be weird. This habit originated during the first summer after I started wearing black trench coats during the winter and was faced with the prospect of trench coat withdraws during the hot Arizona summer, so I bought my first white lab coat. Ironically enough, this has aboslutely nothing to do with the legend of Ghengis Kahn You Need Fuel!

To the right you can see my trusty photographer. Above both of our heads, you can see Great Kahn's Mongolian Festival. These pictures were taken during a trip that the two of us took to San Diego. In a cruel twist of Fate, taking these pictures was the only good thing I can say about what was otherwise an ill fated trip from hell. Although I can't adequtely describe via this web page how much that trip sucked, what I can say is that it's a testiment to the power of the great and mighty Ghengis Kahn that just seeing his image made the entire trip worth while. We truley needed fuel, and we only had about a two-percent chance of finding it.

Does your brain hurt yet?

One thing that you need to understand in order to grok the nature of Ghengis Kahn You Need Fuel! is what it is like to live in a crazy bacheolor's pad full of pornographers. The truth of the matter is that we're all pretty weird, and quirky. Consider, for example, the phrase:

"I'm a Cop, you idiot!"

In the context of a house full of pornographers, and their strange friends, you'd think that would be a threatening phrase. It would be reasonable to think this, but in this case you'd be wrong. We use it to say: hello, good bye, what's up, I want to play nintendo now, stupid cat, you're drunk, and monde vas! In other words, in our house that phrase is like the Smurfs saying smurf.

Because, you see, a certain brother of a certain photographer, has a liking for a certain John Kimball, who doesn't have a tumor, by the way. That meme quickly multiplied and infected all of us, and has now found it's way in to my videos and on to the net. Look what you've done!

While filming the session with Lilly, I decided to do something really out there, sort of Hypnosis-Noir, with the idea of people acting unusual when hearing an unusual word. I believe that there is a certain mechanism that gives this power, that I feel instinctively, but am still trying to work out with my higher reasoning. Natually Ghengis Kahn came to mind for this. So, while giving Lilly a powerful post hypnotic suggestion, I was also trying to get my photographer to absolutely lose it during a shoot and start cracking up. To date, this has never happened. However, with the power of Ghengis Kahn, I was able to accomplish this in short order. Unfortunately, my plan backfired, as seeing my photographer lose it, caused me to lose it too. This resulted in me putting Lilly in to the "learning chair" and then retreating to another room with my photographer to regain our composure. Our video person wasn't in on the joke, and thus was immune.

So, undboutedly you have more questions now, than when you started, and I'd love to answer them for you, but unfortunately now I Need Fuel!